It’s a fucking Nick Furry cosplay cat.
I tried to scroll past it.
i act like i don’t give a fuck but sometimes i care so much it phisically hurts
People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???
that was the point???
like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???
It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?
You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote
Bucky Barnes in The First Avenger: oh he’s cute
Bucky Barnes in The Winter Soldier: Oh jesus god i have a situation
i want to have degrees in everything. writing. acting. slaughtering men. video game design.
I know I’m spoiled.
I know I have it better than alot of people.
Thanks for reminding me.
I didn’t feel like shit yet today.
It’s important to get your daily dose of guilt.
- smile and clap along
- have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
- scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
- sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
- go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
- start a mosh pit
Latin American Studies Majors:
Religious Studies Majors:
Women & Gender Studies Majors:
Political Science Majors:
I love everything about this post.
Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…
#bless this post
What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff
but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something
im not having nearly enough sex to be in a fanfiction
Thats how you know you arent a main character in the fic
My sister sent me a link to a Doof Daily, a thing that Disney is doing on youtube where Dr. Doofenshmirtz is talking about internet acronyms and he has made up his own and one of them is rihnihtwgimhf
which I think is pretty long but then he explains what it means
and I die of laughter
The video: [x]
grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy